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This computer appears to have been designed specifically for me. The color even matches my house. I don't know why it hasn't arrived in the mail yet. Maybe the creator hasn't realized that it's mine. :)

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From The Great American Catalog

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Creepy

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Frankencake!

Maybe you think this should go in This Woman's Touch category, but hey, it's my blog and I'll put stuff where I want to - and think about it! SIX LAYERS!!!!!  HOLY MOSES! SIX!

This is monster of a cake, and it will feed an angry, torch wielding mob with ease. It might seem like a lot of work - but think about poor Dr. Frankenstein and all the work he had to do to make HIS monster, and it's  not like we've asked you to go dig up any parts for this one!

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Halloween Fix

Love Halloween? Got a lot of time on your hands? Head over to Wonderful Wonderblogs where there is a FANTASTIC list of blogs who are participating in a Halloween countdown. It's like trick or treating in blog-land and every house is handing out Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! (insert your favorite Halloween candy there) Click on the countdown banner to go straight to the list.

Plus, Wonderblog has this kick-ass photo of him as a kid and his brother dressed up for Halloween. Anybody this cool knows his stuff!

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October 4, 2009 | 2 comments

RIP Mercedes Sosa

I saw on the news today that Latin American singer Mercedes Sosa passed away. My sister-in-law introduced me to Ms. Sosa's music, and wow - what a beautiful singer and person she was. I'm so glad we can still hear her music even though she's no longer with us.

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Women in Art

I know this has been around awhile, but I still love it.

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This came in an email from a friend. It's so corny, and you may have already read it but it made me laugh . . .

SAD NEWS

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still  was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:  John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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