Jokes to tell around the table

Here are a few corny jokes you can tell around the Thanksgiving table – have a couple memorized to break the tension in that awkward silence right before the arguments start . . .

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What are unhappy cranberries called?

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!

(I know, they are pretty bad aren’t they?)